If you ever come across a movie called When Kiran met Karen, my advice is to: a) Remember that a Cabbage is a Cabbage is a Punjabi, b) You have the right to be mildly but consciously racist if that saves your life, two hours and fucking peace of mind and hence c) Remind yourself why Punjabis are called "Cabbage" and ask d) Since when they became good at film-making and art in general, e) More so, since when they became experts to handle "lgbt-tinged" "desi-amru affair" "movies". Gosh I feel like putting every single word in quotes after spending those gut-wrenching two hours which almost gave me a brain aneurysm.
Short story shorter: "famous" bollywood actress Kiran mouths uber brainless fucking answers to fuckitty-fucking shitty questions in a press-conference, loses her temper when someone asks (nice fella, I quite liked him) something about how come her suicide attempt failed or something in that vain, tells the press to go fuck their grandmothers, rushes out, starts arguing over a hailed cab with some random journalist woman named Karen and ultimately shares the ride, spends the night with her boyfriend in a west-end country house in NYC, boyfriend suggests an interview with the journalist woman who's supposedly well-known and leaves, interview leads to "a connection" between these women (sorry I can't help these quotes), Kiran cries after "sex", Karen leaves without saying bye (or Bi, suit yourself), boyfriend comes back, Kiran breaks up with him and leaves for hotel, much photo-burning and ring-throwing ensues, next morning newspaper headline says Bollywood Actress Busted with another Woman in Bed! Big Shensheshan!! Apparently journalist was hired by the BF to stage this whole thing to destroy Kiran's career which was coming between their immortal Luv! At this point I was choking.
Frankly, everything said and done, whoever it was that thought that the woman casting for Kiran was fit to be called a "famous bollywood actress" had their eyes dipped in a bucket of shitload. I like my women pretty and don't give me duds, thank you. Why, I am better-looking than her which should tell you actually! On second thought, you guys better watch the movie. Why should I suffer alone?
P. S. : The director/cabbage has dedicated the atrocity to her mother. I don't know if she has been duly disowned after that.
P. S. : The director/cabbage has dedicated the atrocity to her mother. I don't know if she has been duly disowned after that.
thanks for the Heads up :D
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